May 15, 2008

This Tag Shit















What's up readers? You all still ruthless, making punks toothless? Anyways, I got tagged so I got to spit out 5 facts? Who comes up with this myspacey quiz shit? Fucking bitches that be working in offices trying to think of ways to pass the time. The same bitches that be texting you corny ass jokes on their cheap ass cell phone with a Chris Brown ringtone. If you wanna pass the time bust out a 40 and some dominoes ya heard?

5. I have 2 goldfish. One who's named Smith and the other one named Wesson.
4. I cried when John Ritter died. Real men show emotion. Maaaaan who wouldn't want to be up in the Reagle Beagle, kickin it with Larry and shit, trying to score some ass.
3. I am certified to drive a forklift.
2. Cher gave me a blowjob once.
1. I can't drink milk. I'm lactating intolerance.

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