Merry Christmas

Happy X Mas ya Ho Ho Hos. And have a fucked up New Year!

Racist Ass Disneyland

I heard that Walt Disney had ties to the Nazis. But damn, they just don't care anymore. They just gonna put that shit out there in the open. Muthafuckaz.

December

What's up gangstas? Yo, December is my favorite month. It all started with Tanqueray Gin. First time I drank that shit It reminded me of drinking a fucking Christmas tree. I don't know what the fuck they put in it but I do know it gets the girl's wet down there. You know, in their "Lawrence of A Labia." Nothing like smoking trees while staring at the glowing lights of a christmas tree. Nothing like sucking a candy cane while get your "candy cane" sucked. Nothing like girls in tight turtlenecks, GODDAMN they look so cuddly. I just wanna squeeze em, fuck em and flee. Nothing like a cold December Sunday, where you just watch football, drink a 40 and do some online shopping.