Palin is Dumb

Yo, that Palin is one dumb bitch. I was smokin a bone with a 40 just laughing at her ass. She was lookin' good in them high heels though, right?

Now Tina Fey...Eazy's gotta do something about her. In my old age, I'm liking women with glasses. Forget lasic, I aint letting some doctor cut my eyes with lasers. I'll read the L.A. Times front page with my eyes squint ya heard?!

Peace.

Laying Low

Yo. I've been on the DL. I had to get outta state for a minute.

Hold tight, my gangstas.

p.s. I'd tap Sara Palin. She can have my dick, but she can't have my vote!

Taco Bell comes out with this lame video and asks Fiddy to change his name for a day. They were gonna donate $10,000 to a charity for him to do nothing.

Little bitch says no and now is suing for like 4 Million. WTF? Suing for what? 50 aint gangsta. He sounds retarded when he raps, He sold out for vitamin water, and know wants sue Taco Bell? A real G would just shootup a few Taco Bells or some shit.

I'ma go have a chalupa and gets some white widow to smoke some White Widow with me.

Peace.

Fuck Rick Ross!

That fake ass muthafucka was a correctional officer! I'm telling yall, every rapper out right now is fake. Take it from a real G. Just like I said on Arsenio, they all Studio Gangsters. Check out this link:

Click for proof

Dude's real name is Billy Roberts...GET THE FUCK OUTTA HERE MAN! Fugazi ass, suge night lookin muthafucka.

OG Court Handling

I've been on vacation for a while. Hopefully the papparazi don't post those pics of me at the beach in Honalulu. Can't a guy let his gut hang a bit while wearing cargo shorts and sipping margaritas? Damn!

Anyways, I'm back in the continental US thanks to this guy. This is how you handle your business in court. I'm posting bail for this fool as we speak. He' ruthless and my Gangster of the Year.

I'm big in Iraq

Huessin was a huge fan. He even put me in their National Museum!
http://www.baghdadmuseum.org/posters/i1768053_Eazy_E.html

That's probably why I get so much fan mail from kids in Iraq.

Nas' Bitch Move

"Straight of the streets of Muthafuckin' Compton.
It's the downest nigga I know,
Eazy Muthafuckin' Me."

Did you hear that Nas changed his album title to Untitled? What a bitch. He got shook. Afraid that Best Buy or Target or somebody wouldn't carry his album. Weak move, Nasir (if that is your real name.) This aint the first time I've had beef with Nas.

First time was when this NY bitch started saying that Hip Hop is Dead. Muthafucka how would you know? You had one good album now you actin like some OG that's got a fuckin' say. Nasir Jones, sit down and shut up. I don't know what's going on in NY, but over here in CA, shit is raw from Nor Cal to Crenshaw.

I used to have mad respect for Nas. I let that Rap is Dead shit slide after a good fuck. I had this bitch suck my dick up til she hiccuped ya know? Then I sparked a fat splif and moved on. Now Nas J is actin' all scared and shit. Damn, makes me want to come outta retirement sometimes to show these douche drinking cunt muscles how it's done. I mean, he's got production from Germs Dupri, Marky Ronson, and will.im.not . This cat aint gettin 5 mics from The Source anymore. He sold out like Jay-Z TO Jay-Z!

Nas, you wanna talk about Hip Hop dying? Your boss Gay-Z was the one who started the decline. Hard Knock Life ring a bell? The bitch was rapping over a musical! Muthafuckin' Annie aint no rap beat. New York's home to Broadway, Sex in the City, and a bunch of soft ass rappers. Yo Nas, you can keep your NY State of Mind.

MuthaFuck Jay,
MuthaFuck Nas,
MuthaFuck Def Jam, Yo
And here comes my left blow.