Shirt of The Year

In My 64 T-Shirt - Black

The OG Black Prez

The first of many to come. Nothin else much to say but I'm gonna find me a Michelle Obama lookin bitch to fuck with tonight. She makes Condi look like...well, Condi.

Merry Christmas

Happy X Mas ya Ho Ho Hos. And have a fucked up New Year!

Racist Ass Disneyland

I heard that Walt Disney had ties to the Nazis. But damn, they just don't care anymore. They just gonna put that shit out there in the open. Muthafuckaz.

December

What's up gangstas? Yo, December is my favorite month. It all started with Tanqueray Gin. First time I drank that shit It reminded me of drinking a fucking Christmas tree. I don't know what the fuck they put in it but I do know it gets the girl's wet down there. You know, in their "Lawrence of A Labia." Nothing like smoking trees while staring at the glowing lights of a christmas tree. Nothing like sucking a candy cane while get your "candy cane" sucked. Nothing like girls in tight turtlenecks, GODDAMN they look so cuddly. I just wanna squeeze em, fuck em and flee. Nothing like a cold December Sunday, where you just watch football, drink a 40 and do some online shopping.

Obama, Bitches!

He did it like Eli Porter, ya heard?! But fuck it. What I want to know is if he's hittin' Michelle right. She was lookin good in that black dress. She's got those hips. She looks like the rough and tough type too. Eazy bets she likes her hair pulled and likes them butt cheeks slapped, ya know?

Palin is Dumb

Yo, that Palin is one dumb bitch. I was smokin a bone with a 40 just laughing at her ass. She was lookin' good in them high heels though, right?

Now Tina Fey...Eazy's gotta do something about her. In my old age, I'm liking women with glasses. Forget lasic, I aint letting some doctor cut my eyes with lasers. I'll read the L.A. Times front page with my eyes squint ya heard?!

Peace.