Racist Ass Disneyland

I heard that Walt Disney had ties to the Nazis. But damn, they just don't care anymore. They just gonna put that shit out there in the open. Muthafuckaz.

December

What's up gangstas? Yo, December is my favorite month. It all started with Tanqueray Gin. First time I drank that shit It reminded me of drinking a fucking Christmas tree. I don't know what the fuck they put in it but I do know it gets the girl's wet down there. You know, in their "Lawrence of A Labia." Nothing like smoking trees while staring at the glowing lights of a christmas tree. Nothing like sucking a candy cane while get your "candy cane" sucked. Nothing like girls in tight turtlenecks, GODDAMN they look so cuddly. I just wanna squeeze em, fuck em and flee. Nothing like a cold December Sunday, where you just watch football, drink a 40 and do some online shopping.

Obama, Bitches!

He did it like Eli Porter, ya heard?! But fuck it. What I want to know is if he's hittin' Michelle right. She was lookin good in that black dress. She's got those hips. She looks like the rough and tough type too. Eazy bets she likes her hair pulled and likes them butt cheeks slapped, ya know?

Palin is Dumb

Yo, that Palin is one dumb bitch. I was smokin a bone with a 40 just laughing at her ass. She was lookin' good in them high heels though, right?

Now Tina Fey...Eazy's gotta do something about her. In my old age, I'm liking women with glasses. Forget lasic, I aint letting some doctor cut my eyes with lasers. I'll read the L.A. Times front page with my eyes squint ya heard?!

Peace.

Laying Low

Yo. I've been on the DL. I had to get outta state for a minute.

Hold tight, my gangstas.

p.s. I'd tap Sara Palin. She can have my dick, but she can't have my vote!

Taco Bell comes out with this lame video and asks Fiddy to change his name for a day. They were gonna donate $10,000 to a charity for him to do nothing.

Little bitch says no and now is suing for like 4 Million. WTF? Suing for what? 50 aint gangsta. He sounds retarded when he raps, He sold out for vitamin water, and know wants sue Taco Bell? A real G would just shootup a few Taco Bells or some shit.

I'ma go have a chalupa and gets some white widow to smoke some White Widow with me.

Peace.

Fuck Rick Ross!

That fake ass muthafucka was a correctional officer! I'm telling yall, every rapper out right now is fake. Take it from a real G. Just like I said on Arsenio, they all Studio Gangsters. Check out this link:

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Dude's real name is Billy Roberts...GET THE FUCK OUTTA HERE MAN! Fugazi ass, suge night lookin muthafucka.