June 21, 2008

I'm big in Iraq

Huessin was a huge fan. He even put me in their National Museum!
http://www.baghdadmuseum.org/posters/i1768053_Eazy_E.html

That's probably why I get so much fan mail from kids in Iraq.

June 3, 2008

Nas' Bitch Move

"Straight of the streets of Muthafuckin' Compton.
It's the downest nigga I know,
Eazy Muthafuckin' Me."

Did you hear that Nas changed his album title to Untitled? What a bitch. He got shook. Afraid that Best Buy or Target or somebody wouldn't carry his album. Weak move, Nasir (if that is your real name.) This aint the first time I've had beef with Nas.

First time was when this NY bitch started saying that Hip Hop is Dead. Muthafucka how would you know? You had one good album now you actin like some OG that's got a fuckin' say. Nasir Jones, sit down and shut up. I don't know what's going on in NY, but over here in CA, shit is raw from Nor Cal to Crenshaw.

I used to have mad respect for Nas. I let that Rap is Dead shit slide after a good fuck. I had this bitch suck my dick up til she hiccuped ya know? Then I sparked a fat splif and moved on. Now Nas J is actin' all scared and shit. Damn, makes me want to come outta retirement sometimes to show these douche drinking cunt muscles how it's done. I mean, he's got production from Germs Dupri, Marky Ronson, and will.im.not . This cat aint gettin 5 mics from The Source anymore. He sold out like Jay-Z TO Jay-Z!

Nas, you wanna talk about Hip Hop dying? Your boss Gay-Z was the one who started the decline. Hard Knock Life ring a bell? The bitch was rapping over a musical! Muthafuckin' Annie aint no rap beat. New York's home to Broadway, Sex in the City, and a bunch of soft ass rappers. Yo Nas, you can keep your NY State of Mind.

MuthaFuck Jay,
MuthaFuck Nas,
MuthaFuck Def Jam, Yo
And here comes my left blow.