What's up gangstas? Yo, December is my favorite month. It all started with Tanqueray Gin. First time I drank that shit It reminded me of drinking a fucking Christmas tree. I don't know what the fuck they put in it but I do know it gets the girl's wet down there. You know, in their "Lawrence of A Labia." Nothing like smoking trees while staring at the glowing lights of a christmas tree. Nothing like sucking a candy cane while get your "candy cane" sucked. Nothing like girls in tight turtlenecks, GODDAMN they look so cuddly. I just wanna squeeze em, fuck em and flee. Nothing like a cold December Sunday, where you just watch football, drink a 40 and do some online shopping.
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